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Hello.
My name is Maxwell S. Silverhammer. I’m gay and I love Kurt Hummel, Perez Hilton, and Lady Gaga, my three personal inspirations. I’m emo and I slit my wrists as a hobby. My favorite food is brocolli and tofu topped with cow manure. I worked as a stripper in a gay club and while I worked I earned two cents a month while my other co-workers earned two thousand dollars a month. It was the best gay club in town but I only earn 24 cents a year because my boss said I was the worst stripper there. So I’ve quit. I refuse to let people insult my sexuality.
I hate the Beatles (I have self-confessed bad music taste) and as you noticed, my father named me after a character in a Beatles song because he LOVES those four faggots. Oh my God, they’re even faggier than me.
loljk. This account is hacked.
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(via foodpornstar)
Yum
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My heart - Paramore.
This heart, it beats, beats for only you, My heart is yours…^^
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(via biznatch, jasminetamara)
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